September 2008
41 posts
Craig Edits - Craig took this one…so sorry. We had to think of a way to continue Matt and Craig while we were seperated by school, this is one way. But we will be getting together soon to shoot more. For once I wrote this one, and shot it, also Craig was nice enough to lend his voice.
Saying *I get service everywhere* has a whole different meaning out of context.
There’s a bunch of issues comic’s won’t touch. Guns,...
– Comedy piece I’m writing
The Boat - A day trip on the family’s boat.
An IM conversation with my friends roommate.
Not Lauren: hey cutie, im lonely talk to me
Me: hey lauren, but im assuming this isnt lauren
Not Lauren: its her roommate
Me: ah right on
Not Lauren: shes gone and i want somebody to chat with, what are you up to
Me: nothing much, for a moment though wonering why my friend lauren sounded like she was soliciting me for sex, but thats passed now
Not Lauren: well i am, talk to me im all wet
Me: haha, shes gonna be pissed when she finds out about this but what the hell ill play along
Not Lauren: you better, im slowly taking off my shirt
Me: what a coincidence, im slowly putting mine back on
Not Lauren: mmmm, my nipples are getting harder by the second, like diamonds in an ice storm, my vagina is calling for its mighter sword wielder
Me: a) that was weird b) if this is a girl i would be afraid of you, which leads me to believe this is a guy
Not Lauren: will you be my knight
Me: i would, but that 70's show is starting soon so im pretty preoccupied right now
Not Lauren: i like a man you knows what he wants
Me: really? that's great cause I have no idea whats going on and I sure could use some guidence
Not Lauren: ill guide you, right into me
Me: it's ok i have a map
I did a re-design for Rock Cookie Bottom, based on... →
Being such a huge fan of Vimeo I couldn’t not like this. Made by the amazing motion graphic artist Andrew Cornett. Hey dude, wanna colaborate on a project? Please.
As I was walking to class today I saw a baby goose. It was seperated from it’s family by a line of people walking by as it drank some water from a puddle. As I walked by I saw it’s left wing was broken, hanging off it’s body, limp and lifeless. I have never, felt so bad for an animal before in my life.
During a trip through CT I decided to whip out the HD and capture some country side. Enjoy. Lovebug - Jonas Brothers (I don’t like them, but hey…it’s a good song)
This was a short film Craig and myself were working on in 2006, back when I was still in High School. It was originally made for a comedy film contest but we never finished it. Rather than let the video footage just sit around I figured I’d put together some of the best shots that we had. It’s suppose to be a spoof of the Crocodile Hunter, except we’re hunting / making fun of our...
Bloopers - We mess up…a lot. Check out more at MattandCraig.com
Behold Vimeo Pulse. Vimeo released what they call “Toys”, a new fun way to view live activity on the site. I figured if you hadn’t already seen it then I’d show it to you. This is not a video by the way, this is actually Pulse that I am embedding into Tumblr live, what you see is really happening.
Photo's and Updates
Hey guys,
First off let me say thanks to my followers. I’ve been rackin’ them up lately and I really appreciate everyone’s interest. Also I just wanted to let you all know that the photos I recently posted (they were taken by me just in case you were unsure), are being sold at istockphoto.com, so if you get a chance head on over and check them out, they can be downloaded for web...
I am now the youngest teacher at my old high school, were I am now teaching TV production in my spare time. Sweet.
Fish are never really alive. They’re just less dead.
– Red Forman
A new skit Craig came up with that was really brilliant. We weren’t sure how well it would work but I think for what we shot (and the music track I mixed) it came out pretty well. May I suggest headphones to really hear the sound effects.
ADT Security.
Dad: Yeah so the two sensors are freaking out so can we just shut the system off until them come to fix it?
ADT Person: Are you sure about that sir? We don't normally recommend that.
Dad: Yeah if a burglar comes in we'll just stab him.
Later in conversation...Dad: Yeah we're not actually going to stab anyone...well maybe.
Gregory Peck’s Kids - Family Guy
Even if you've never seen this show, this episode... →
Here comes some more anger.
If it wasn’t bad enough that my MacBook fried, my piece-o-shit PC fried my SD card with a day trip worth of HD videos for a project. I’m gonna have a heart attack. It’s one thing to have a Mac fry because you know they’ll at least take care of the issue and the chances of it happening again are slim, but goddamnit I hate this frickin PC.